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01号作品
In this era of information explosion, there is a kind of person called pancake people.
Tom is a pancake people ,Michael is his die hard fan .But Michael's mother Jone, a totty doesn't want her son to like Tom and learn from Tom.To make her son in salad days have photobombing ,she swizzed her son. She forged a social account called Tom.She made a link with her son by text social.On the social account,Michael's mother laughed at Michael and thought that he was whimsical to become a pancake person.
However, because of her malapropism and smizes which were different from ordinary times, he son knew truth.her plan failed.
02号作品
The meaning of be kind
I was one of the death working in hell.Like human servants,we had KPI.But my performance was the worst among my colleagues because I was almost as merciful as Virgin Mary.
For instance,yesterday I gave a young man with food poisoning one more hour to wait for his beloved girlfriend and say goodbye.Last week,I gave a totty man who was badly injured in a car accident an opportunity to meet his wife again.And last month I let an old woman come back to shine so that she can kiss her grandson for the last time.Because of my kindness,my colleagues always teased me.They said,“You silly!They must forget what you do for them!What’s the meaning of doing this?”
They were right.Humans would forget everything after we took their soul away.There were even cunning people who deliberately created a swizz to deceive me in order to live longer.
So I couldn’t answer the question until I met her.She was a little girl,dying of illness.The moment I saw her,she was trying to use text socialization to leave her last message.However,she was already so unconscious that she had typed out a lot of malapropism.
I suddenly recalled my salad days.I once was a pancake people, who knew much but didn’t have huge contribution in every field.Even so,I received a lot of company and care before I passed away.But no one was here with the girl.There is no denying that a sense of sadness seized my heart.As a consequence,I decided to do something for her.
I asked her,“I’m a death.It’s time for you to go.But do you have any wish?I can realize one for you.”The girl thought for a long time and finally said in a low voice,“I want to spend one day with a friend.”There was no one who looked like her friend.I sighed,“Okay,if you don’t mind I was the friend.”
Her body was too weak to walk,so I took her soul.Not only did we fly in the air and enjoy the beauty,but also we secretly went to see her idol---she was a die-hard fan of Taylor Swift.Besides,we even sneaked into the amusement park with no ticket.“It’s crazy!How whimsical!”She smized on the cloud-flying car with her face reddened owing to excitement.She was as happy as larry,clasping my hand and shouting we were supposed to take a photo of us.We photobombed into the photograph of a couple,making the photo a total mess.The camera captured the blurry shadow,which frightened the couple into screaming.We bursted out laughing at the success of the prank.
“This is the first time I have had spent a whole day playing crazily with someone.And you are my first friend.”She smiled and died without regret.I firmly convinced the answer to that question,“Their smiles are the meaning of my behavior.”
03号作品
The Halster
I’m sweeping the deck on a cruise ship when a rich man comes to me.He stops me and say,”Hey,budy,you are younger than me but what you are doing like an old man.”
I look at him and take him to a table.”Well,Do you want to know why I am just 30 years old but I have to do this?”
The rich man nods and sits down
Although I have said this tragedy many times,I also insist to tell it to people who interest in it.
“Mmm----Now,back to my 18 years old,when I was a good student in the university. Yes,in my salad days.
During that time,Ihad been a pancalce people.I browsed many kinds of webpages,but I just want to study the knowledge.
Then,there came the photoboming!”
“what?The photoboming?”
The rich man seemed very confused.
“Yes,the photoboming.When I browed the webpages,an animation image always appeared before my eyes.
I knew,it was just an advertisement.But,many times ago,I clicked the advertisement and came to a live broadcasting room.”
“I guess she is a VTuber(Virtual Youtuber),right?”The rich man says
“Of course.She had beautiful vvoice and lovely face,and,the most imporatant,she had great popularity.
I fell in love with her just because she had attractive smize.From then on,I watched her broadcasting every nights.This sounds absurd,but it reflects the crazy of the Internet
One day,I thought I had been her die-hard fan,but she paid no attention to me,That night,I was like a totty man and rewarded her forty thousand dollars!”
“Are you crazy?40000 dollars? You were just a colleage students!”
The rich man can’t believe his ears.
“Yes,40000 dollars,I borrowed these money from the bank.I was afraid to tell my parents and my university life became a completely mass.To have meals,I worked at resturants around my School.But this shorted my study time.
Two days later, after I opened my computer ,I surprisedly saw a new friend request.It was the
VTuber! I chated with her and I had the energy to keep my life on.More important,from her energetic words,I pulled myself together,
I worked harder and study diligently,but I never stopped watching her broadcasting and rewarding her
After a semesber,I paid off debts basically.In a broadcasting,I surprisedly found the VTuber lived in the same county as my parents
I even wanted to find the VTuber whimsically!I came to my hometown at the Christmsas,At night, my mother let me buy some eggs.
You never know how despair I was feeling.When I passed my neighbor,a 46 years old fat man,I saw him wearing mation catcher and speaking in front of the computer.
The character appeared in his computer was the one I watched every day.
The VTuber was my neighbor.What a funny joke! I was the stupid joker.
From then on, I lost my life meaning and gave up my school.I have no text social and have to do add jobs to survival.”
The old man stoods up and asks me
“what do you call a deer with no eye?”
“sorry,man,I don’t know the answer.”
“No eye deer(No idea).This is a malapropism,I can’t give you help but wish you a good life.By the way,I should tell you the truth,I am the boss of the VTuber’s company.”
I gaze the rich man walks away,suddenly, I come up with an idea.Maybe I should hide in a halster and be a VTuber.
04号作品
At the end of a party, everyone took a picture together and then I got the picture a week later. When I saw this photo carefully, I accidentally found that in the background of the photo, there was a totty old man who smized at the camera. He was ragged, his hair was disorderly and he still had half a bottle of wine in his hand. My eyes suddenly focused on the old man, and I repeatedly looked at this photobombing. Suddenly, I realized that he was the boss of the shop that I passed every time I went to the junior high school in my salad days. He did radio gymnastics at the door of the shop every morning, and I would buy a bottle of yogurt every time I passed by. Therefore, for a long time, he put the yogurt on the radio every day, and I took it by hand. He is a kind and spiritual grandfather, and his clothes are simple but mostly clean, while his symbolic action is to smize. Every time I passed by school, as long as he saw me, he will show a very bright smile with his eyes smizing, like a curved moon. More than ten years as a day, I have long regarded him as a part of my life, as my own grandfather. But since I got into senior high school, I was no longer from that road, so rarely meet him.But this time I meet him in an unexpected way. I recovered from the memory and ran to store quickly, and the store is still here, but the boss is no more the same one.
I asked the new boss ,"why the old boss didn 't run it?"
He sighed and replied, “ He has a whimsical son, who is a pancake man.And he found an editor ’ s job in the previous few days. Unluckily, he made a malapropism and the name of the publishing house was wrongly typed. So he was dismissed by publishing house, but this was not the worst. There were problems in the labor contract signed with the publishing house. It said that if he make any error in the working period led to the dismissal, he need to take full responsibility and pay a fine of three times the salary. As a result, his son was swizzed completely, and even his father ’ s shop was also repaid. Now the old man don't do radio gymnastics any more, drink all day, and beg everywhere. How poor he is ! "
Malapropism （05号作品）
I could never imagine this day would have come.I ate at least 3 ice creams to calm myself.
Guess whom have I met.It's Alice!
I have been her die-hard fan for at least 10 years.And today,I just came across her.She came to my aid when I have trouble opening the door with five bags between my arms.I should have thanked her.What's embarrassing is that I was so excited and the only thing I remember to do was to ask her to take a photo with me.And now,look at the photo.She looks so graceful because she always smizes.
I couldn't wait to show the photo to my husband.However,what he said later almost kill our marriage.
‘I think you have passed your salad days and you always make friends with normal people.Would you like to chat with Toty in your text social?Ah-ha,just kidding.’
‘What?’I firstly felt inexplicable.
‘I suggest you get away from such pancake people.I am afraid that you will be swizzed.Benefiting from her is whimsical and......’
‘Shut up!You either don't say she's bad or get out of my house!Don't you know who she is?My idol!The greatest writer in the period!’
‘What?Wait!isn't she Lucy Toty?’
He pointed at a photobombing.What a malapropism!
Protect you all my lifetime 06号作品
The boy and girl are innocent playmates. In their salad days, he stuck to her like glue and protected her silently. The girl looked pretty and had a dream that becomes a superstar. And the boy became her first diehard fan, looking at her unskilled performance with a loving look.
As time goes by, they became excellent people in their fields. The girl glowed in her favorite field and was accidentally discovered by a star scout. Then she reached a deal with ICM and started her career as an actress. Meanwhile, the boy was beginning to make a name for himself as a lawyer. The same thing was that he still liked her smizing and wanted to guard her happiness forever.
The difficulty of the future appeared later. Of course, the girl has considered the muddledness of Entertainment, but she hasn't thought she would cause a social media storm by a photo. In the photo with ulterior motives, she blocked half the face of the famous entrepreneur just as she does a photoboming. But all the netizens were swizzing by the photographer's camera angles and made whimsical comments on the girl. Within hours the fictitious photo became toptrending. Many pancake people indiscriminately determined the girl as a totty woman. Her good name has been blown on and she was in the hot seat. She felt angry and funny by the injustice faced by real life, and change to text social.She spit out what she had encountered, but said that she could not give up and stick to your dreams. The boy known all the thing about her.He used his connections to get in touch with this entrepreneur and explained the situation to the entrepreneur.His infatuation moved the entrepreneur and he promised to send a microblog to prove her innocence. It made a favourable turn.But the boy didn't tell the girl what he done and just wrote in his secret note that "I don't want to be a prince to protect you, because I know you are a queen and you must make charge of your own affairs . What you need is a knight to protect you.I would like to be your knight and watch over you silently."
A meaningful fan meeting 07号作品
Carl has been crazy about Daisy since his salad days.And today,it is the first time that Carl have the chance to see his goddess in himself.
Daisy,a famous film star,always gain great popularity because of her excellent film performance and her totty figure.Nevertheless,Carl is totally different from other die-hard fans of Daisy.What attracts him most is Daisy’s spirit--never give up easily no matter what she is faced with.
Maybe you would think that Carl is a hardworking man.The fact is just the opposite. Carl is a pancake people--He loves everything,but is good at nothing.He seldom insists his habits.The only thing he has persisted for years is making daydreams.He’s always whimsical.For instance,Carl says he is an expert in literature,as a matter of fact,he’s just a layman who often make malapropisms.
Well,let’s get back to the business.Carl got up early today.After a great breakfast,he took on his best bib and tucker and was prepared to attend his idol Daisy’s fan meeting.Everything was new for him,and he was extremely excited.As Carl is used to using text social,he was a little bit shy on the scene.Then Daisy shown up.She was so beautiful and graceful that everybody was fascinated by her.Daisy made a smize which caused a wave of scream.
The fan meeting came out a great success,during which Daisy gave a speech about her career,including the failure she met before and so on.It was the speech that changed Carl’s life.He realized that his earlier life was ignorant and his so called‘habits’ was just kind of swizz himself.He decided to make a difference.
After the fan meeting,Carl took a photo with his idol.Dramatically,when pressing the shutter,Carl made a photobombing ‘V’.
The photo became Carl’s favorite,which also reminds him to learn from his idol Daisy.
Our Story with Mr. Jiehai 8号作品
In Pancheng street, Pukou District, Nanjing, there is a well-known rich man building called Wende building. The people living there have high social status and text social. In Wende building, Mr. Jiehai is the most distinguished and famous. He has a group of die hard fans called "haifeisi". They are a group of pancakers in their salad days, and their love for Mr. Jiehai has reached the point of fanaticism. They always catch Mr. Jiehai's smiles and emotions, and leave precious historical research materials through their superb p-chart technology. They frequently photoboming in Mr. Jiehai's sight and successfully attracted Mr. Jiehai's attention with their whimsical thinking. In fact, I can say that this is a malapropism. Maybe the beginning of the story is actually just because Mr. Jiehai smized at them in the crowd. It is such a group of seemingly clever and sensible children who swizzed Mr. Jiehai at the beginning of the story. Under their clever bags, there are hearts similar to totties. Mr. Jiehai sighed. Maybe all this was wrong from the beginning.
Strange 9号作品
A long time ago, a man named “strange”. It is really a strange name, but he likes his name very much. Because He thought that his life and what he had encountered could be described in this word.
One day, he hung out with his friends, he saw a lot of people burst into loud cheers. When he walked in, he found a bunch of die-hard fan, who like the star very much and are very interested in the star.
He was surprised at their enthusiasm. They're taking crazy pictures. He was very jealous of the star. When they took pictures, he just photobombing in the screen,spoiling a photograph by unexpectedly appearing in the camera's field of view as the picture is taken. What happened after that is conceivable. He felt very angry .He went online to start looking for the star's scandal, trying to prove that he is a pancake people, but he failed .He remembers that when he stood beside the star ,he did not angry. The star just smized at he, and said nothing. He understood how strange he had been.
He went to bed and want to forget everything . He had a dream .In his dream, he got a lot older. He remembered the salad days. What a shame! He decided that he would not let such a thing happen again. He constantly improve himself and he began to help others and fight for the rights of the poor. Benefit from this text social, he can know more. He began to give speeches all over the world. He used a Whimsical way and some malapropisms, letting a lot of people like him. He also help people to solve Swizz. He finally became a very good man.
He suddenly felt weightless, and he struggled to get up and found it was still a dream . It made it hard for him to accept, and he ran out of the door and shouted about the great deeds he had done in his dreams. People looked at him in amazement and said, "What a strange man."
What a strange man.
10号作品
Xiao Hao is a salad days teenager who, like many people his age, likes the bright stars on TV. Of these stars, he likes a singer named Totty, the hottest online singer in nearly a month. In fact, Xiao Hao doesn't think Totty's songs are nice, just that he's very good-looking.
Hao often flaunts to his classmates that he is a die-hard fan of Totty and has his signature photo. Some people are very envious, but others say xiao Hao is whimsical, unless they come up with a signature certificate, they do not believe.
Little big mouth hard very hard scalp to tell them, who is afraid of who, I will give you a few days to see. However, like XiaoHao, without a strong text social and wealth, it is almost impossible to see a red young student.
Just when Xiao Hao was having trouble finding a way to go online, he found that a shopping platform was selling signed photos. Xiaohao opened a shop, did have a toty signature photo, and only buy 9.9 yuan. Xiao Hao knew it was false, there is no other way, but also cheekily asked the merchant: "Is it a quality good?" Didn't expect is the business also cheeky reply: "Yes, pro." Xiaohao hard scalp under the order, at the same time found that this business clearly sell everything, "pancake people" xiao Hao whispered.
A few days later, Xiao Hao online shopping signature photo, he opened a look, and there is no too outrageous signs of fakes, so showed a smile, happy to go to school. When he got to school, Xiao Hao brought together those who didn't believe him, took out his autograph, and told them, "How's it going?" Don't lie. "Students look closely, suddenly a classmate called: "Hahaha, how is this signature tottl?" XiaoHao face brush red up, immediately rushed over to look carefully, see clearly is indeed tottl,he had to quibble to say: "This is a malapropism,malapropiam." Xiao Hao ran away in the mockery of his classmates.
Back home, the small leader more want to get angry, found himself swizzed, so whimpering crying, crying for a while fell asleep, dream he got the signed photo, and with this flashing light and shadow, just when he wanted to take the photo back to show off, he suddenly found that the photo has a photobombing, he is today exposed his classmates, also smiling in the photo.
Tim,a boy who is 17 years old,is crazy about surfing the Internet.He is interested in anything which he sees in the Internet,however,he read widely but only superficially on the web,just as the so-called “pancake people”.Thus making him become social text and can’t organize the whole language very well.Therefore he often makes malapropisms. At the age of 17,many young people have their loved celebrities,Tim is not an exception,he loves Alice,a model in her prime.
Alice,a totty woman.She started her model career in her early twenties.In the public,she is always in good manners,looks like a pundit.In fact,it is only her character setting,she makes swizz to the public to maintain a good image.She is not as nice as everyone seems.
Even so,as a die-hard fan of Alice,Tim don’t care about it.He is in his salad days,so,it is not surprising.Tim is often whimsical about Alice and him,just to name a few,taking photos together,meeting her in coincidence,even fall in love with each other.Maybe,we should understand such a whimsical boy.
One day in summer,Tim and his family took a vacation in Hawaii.The sea breeze blowing on him made him feel comfortable.He laid on the beach feeling the sunshine.Suddenly,there was a noise in the distance, more and more thronged there.With curiosity,Tim also went there with the induced abortion.The seaside was thronged with people.Only raising himself on tiptoe could he see what was happening.after his unremitting efforts,Tim finally knew why people were so excited.Oh my god,Alice was shoot an advertisement.She was wearing a long red dress with halter straps and with long curly hair,just as every man’s dream lover.No wonder why so many people were crazy about her. Alice smized to the camera lens which caught everyone’s heart.There’s no doubt that Tim’s heart was beating quickly.It seemed that Tim’s fondness for her increased.Alice seemed surprised that she attracted so many enthusiastic fans.She suggested that they all take a picture together,the crowd broke into applause.All the people jumped to photobombing.
A yelp roused Tim from his sleep.Oh shit!It is just a dream.Tim was surfing the Facebook and found Alice was in Hawaii before he fell asleep.Maybe,Tim should realize that the stars are so illusory,it is unnecessary to waste so much time on celebrities.The more important thing is study hard instead of indulging in the virtual world of the network.
12号作品
There was a boy called tony. He was a little fat but so cute, when he smiles, he always smile with her eyes, which was called smize. This makes many people think he is cute and willing to talk and play with him. But in his salad days, he always has a big problem. When he talk to somebody, especially to girls and totties, he always finds himself too nervous to speak anything. And malapropism often happens in his di He also afraids of being taking photos, which is called photobombing. He can hardly communicate with anyone unless using text social. So he is almost closed in his own world and doesn’t communicate with others. His parents took him to the hospital and the doctor said this boy had severe social phobia. Although the doctor and his parents and friends tried their best to help him, there was no improvement.
The turnaround took place at a concert. Tony was a die-hard fan of a famous star. At the star’s concert, he was luckily to be invited to interact on the stage. He didn't dare to go on stage at first. With the encouragement of the star, he finally stepped on the stage and sang a song with the star. Since then, he has overcome social phobia and become a social obsession.
13号作品
Leo is a hard-working and handsome boy.Since he was a child,he wanted to stand on the stage.So he practiced dancing and singing day and night.With his efforts,he made his debut on his salad days and became a well-known idol at home and abroad.
Sofia is one of Leo’s die-hard fan.She keeps an eye on Leo’s daily dynamics every day. She takes professional photography equipments to shoot him.When Leo takes photos,she always enjoys photobombing and looks like she occurs in it by accident.
One Christmas Eve,Leo had dinner with his family at a restaurant .Suddenly,he found a person’s smize daring at him.In a moment,he felt scared.He took a picture and sent it to the text social platform.He persuaded his fans not to do such whimsical thing.But there were still many crazy fans following him.Leo felt exhausted and couldn’t bear such swizz thing.He stopped his activities and stays at home for a long time.
As one of those crazy fans,Sofia felt a little bit regretting and hoped Leo can come back to the stage.Sofia didn’t want to be a pancake people.She appealed some of the sane fans to stop such crazy situation.With her and Leo’s psychologist’s help,Leo came back to the stage.At his returning to stage performance,he said some words which shocked all the audiences on-site and in front of TV.
“Totty wearing doesn’t mean porn.Doing malapropism does not mean being illiterate.Public figures do not mean no private.The real love doesn’t mean you and me have zero distance.Only with distance can we have better contact.With your proper love ,I can continue my dream and gives you good stage works”Leo said with a lump in his throat.All the fans bursted into applause.
“Oh，Tony. Look at her charming smize. I think I have fallen to her beauty.”
“Come on, Joe. Nobody kowns what’s the face look like behind the mask . Don’t be stupid.”
“I like her and it’s not a malapropism, I’m serious. You don’t know, you don’t know……”Joe’s voice died away, starting his text social with his Marilyn Monroe again. On the computer screen was a profile photo, which was a totty girl wearing hot clothes and a black mask.Her bright eyes look like brilliant stars, shining in Joe’s heart, lighting his world. This sweet girl became Joe’s WeChat friend six months ago and captured his heart quickly.
They sent messages day and night and shared lucky and unlucky things with each other. Joe was eager to meet his soulmate in reality world, not just on the cold screen. However, whenever Joe made a request to see her, she would have reasons for not. This day,looking at her perfect figure,Joe couldn’t help to control the idea to see her, this time, to his surprise,the girl didn’t refuse but asked him “could you accept my imperfect look?” Without any hesitation,Joe gave her sure answer.
Then, let’s enter the coffee bar where they meetd and see what happened that day.At the time when Joe saw that uneven, fat face, disappointment and repentance rush to Joe’s mind. He even couldn’t believe his eyes and couldn’t contact this ugly face with that totty girl.His goddess tured into disillusionment, he had to admit that Tony was right all the time. Followed by the shocking was the anger, Joe felt like being swizzed by her charming profile photo.“If you aren’t a beauty,you can never pretend it.”After saying that hurt words,Joe left and deleted the false girl immediately from his WeChat.
This was only a very little thing in one’s long life,and Joe didn’t remember it at all many years later.
Now,he is a pancake people,wandering around this complicated world without meaningful aims.He is also a die-hand fan of a famous Internet singer,called Lucy,who never shows her real face to the public,but it’s not important for Joe,he likes this sense of mestery.In a coincident,Joe got a photo of Lucy from his friend,there’re only Lucy’s eyes,but that’s enough.What beautiful eyes! looking at the photo,a whimisical idea occurred in Joe’s head,“Maybe I met her in the past,it’s familiar.”The past leave the veil,the memory that be forgotten become clear.That totty girl and her sweet eyes emerge in front of Joe’s face.“Is it possible that Lucy is the imperfect girl?”Joe asked himself. That’s amazing!Joe begins to regret saying that hurt words in salad days,he must be the photobombing in Lucy’s heart.If there’s another chance,he will not do that foolish thing.
Joe feels ashamed all the time after knowing the fact.Through an ideological struggle,he sends a private letter to Lucy to apologize for his rudeness in the past.And in the letter,he askes Lucy like before：“Can I see you to express my sorry personally?Please give me the last chance.”
Joe is waiting for her reply,also waiting for a new life journey.
THE END
As the saying goes:Do things in a down-to-earth manner.
There was once a totty named Mary,she was very beautiful when she smize,but she was very impolite.She was keen on photobombing.The most common photobomb was she in the background making a face.So that many people hated her.In salad days,she didn’t want to learn demurely.However,she was obsessed with text social,which contained so many absurd things and wonderful characters.Although that seems impossible,she believed firmly it.And she became it’s die-hard fan.Affected by these bad information,on one hand,she became a pancake people who was involved in various fields,but she was not proficient in one field.On the other hand,she was whimsical,she thinked she can succeed without effort.It happened like this,she happened to hear that a media invited her to be an editor and director,in addition,the media promised to pay her a good salary first,of course,the premise is to invest in the company.This was aobvious swizz,but she didn’t see through.When she wrote her first draft,she made a lot malapropism.Instead ,the boss didn’t point out her mistake.She said she got away with it and thanked her boss.After a while,the money she invested has been delayed.She began to feel flustered.However,the police found that the boss had fled with money.After that,many people thinked she would not believe the text social.But she still had infinite faith in it and plan to start a new business.What happened then?She was a complete failure and went home in a panic.
That was all about her.So listen to your elders,they won’t deceive you.Do the right thing at the right age and do things in a down-to-earth manner.
As everyone knows,the world has been extremely different during the past several years.It’s pretty difficult to say whether it makes the life worse or better,as time goes by,several new things have came into people’s vision,howerer,today my story is not about how these innovation change the world,but about how do they change someone’s lifes
I couldn’t even remmber when did I bagin do this disgraceful job,”VTuber”,known as “virtual youtuber”,has already attracted many teenagers who just enjoy their salad days,a honey smize from the VTuber they fall in love with would have the power to capture their hearts,then they open their pockets and take out money by SC,reward and so on……sounds like a swizz,doesn’t it?
I’m just the boss of the biggest VTuber company,luckily I’ve catched this unique chance,and now ,I’ll share you one of the biggest secrets of this crazy industry
“Miss vivi”,the most famous VTuber in this times,her totty had made an deep impression in her die-hard fans’ hearts.Although some wise people of her followers would understand that some beautiful characters she showes is just a marketing means,the truth is much more whimsical than they think——it’s not a person hides in the mask called”Miss vivi”,It’s a team.All kinds of people could be the popular idol “Miss vivi”
The guy who wears the mention catcher could be a thief,a colleague,a 46 years old fat man……no needs of money,no needs of text social,even no needs of gender,the only thing they should do is to cater for their fans,if the fans want to be treated rudely,they will also do it(in fact,it’s not rare to see that a great number of watchers asked the VTuber to be more privileged)
I hired a great painter to draw the vittual appearance,so that I can ensure that it could cause an effective photobombing,I research the best sound transformer in the world,and almost everyone would be attracted by “Miss vivi”’s charmful voice.It’s undeniable that “I want to be Miss vivi’s dog”is the biggest malapropism during the 21th century,it just looks like a scene written by a master of magic realism like Borges or Marquez.In my view,reality is often more absurd than fiction
The fans believe their idol is perfet……I’ve heard that a college student almost crashed because he find out that “Miss vivi”is his 46 years old fat neighbor,he once borrowed 40000 dollars from a bank to attract the VTuber’s attention,but finally,12 years later,he chooses to talk with me and shows strong will to be one of “Miss vivi”
All I could do is to keep myself a pancake people,and never be deep in thought of anything
Something in youth 17号作品
Young time is like a jar of wine. The longer it takes, the more mellow it becomes. Whenever I look back, there are all kinds of events, what is about happiness, sadness, anger, and so on, Which will be rushed out of my brain. Today, Let me tell a story to you, Which is from a book about the future, but I can't remember the book's title, after all, the last time I read this story was seven or eight years ago.
It is a story that with the start of a boy named Peter is hitted by photobombing from a girl named Lucy. When he comes back, He finds himself in a space surrounded by many kinds of cameras. And a girl is smiling at him, who is putting food on his sleeping coach. He looks at the girl carefully, it turns out to be his favorite anchor! He is so shocked that can't speak a word as one of her die-hard fans. A few minutes later, He recalls last night, because of watching the living broadcast photographed by the girl, He has quarrelled with his mother, then, he rushed out of the home. He whimsically wanted to run away from home. Although he was in salad days, without the slight text social, he wanted to prove himself. First and foremost, he came to grandma's house and swizzed a sum of money.Then, He came to a restaurant, where he drinked and ate meat, He had a good meal. He straggered to the park, then he didn't know what happened again, and then he tottily fell on the couch. At this time, the girl is leaving, she looks at him like smize to him. Then, she leaves without looking back. He tries to keep up, but he was tired……
A few years later, He has been a pancake people, because he never does anything with his heart. However, that girl is still that girl, but she is no longer his favorite female anchor.
This story tells us much significant truth. But there are a thousand readers have a thousand hamlets. I only know the story gave me a profound impression. Hope we can get some benefits from it.
A coincidence 18号作品
Today,we are going to introduce a coincidence between Emma and Alice.
Emma is in her salad days.She is a whimsical girl,who always fantasizes about the impossible things.Emma is a die-hard fan of Alfredo,a super star having a great deal of fans.Alice is obsessed with him as well.One day,the two girl took part in an online activity to support their idol.They made friends with each other by coincidence.However,their friendship is simple text social and they never meet with each other.Two girls often share interesting thing and wonderful photos about their idol.Emma has a little dissatisfied with Alice because Alice is fond of showing her knowledge out.So Emma thinks her as the pancake people.Alice dislikes Emma claiming to be the wife of Alfredo.She thinks the malapropism is inappropriate.
On a sunny afternoon,Emma met Alfredo by chance.How excited she was!Emma told Alfredo that she was his die-hard fan and entreated him for a snapshot.Alfredo agreed to her request.Then a passer-by took photos for them.Emma smized as a totty.When Emma checked the photos,she found a photobomb.It did not make difference to her good mood.She shared it with Alice.Then Alice told Emma that she was the woman in the background of their photo.Emma could not trust it and thought it was a swizz.But in fact,it was true.What a coincidence!
19号作品
In salad days,She met a boy who likes wind in the world.She became the die-hard fan of him,as he could play the guitar beautifully.She fell In love with him,and they had a sweet time together.In that days,he smized to her as sun.She is not a totty girl,and she even is a whimsical girl.She said he like a “pancake people”,because in her eyes,he knew many things that she never sounded.
However,one day she finded that he swizzed her,because he had a malapropism.He had a terminal disease that he only have three months.He wanted to accompany her in his last days.At last he died,she was very sad.Although he died,but he often had a photobombing in her world.He will always be the best in her heart.
Everyone we meet may not make it to the end，we meet new people all the time.Even though some people are only half of us，But we owe them all the same.
Swizz 20号作品
In my salad days,I was a typical pancke people.
One day,I wandered in the park after having breakfast.I had to say it's the most fantastic day I ever experienced.The baby blue sky,the golden sunshine,the lovely wind,the sweet song of orioles...Everything here made me feel very comfortable.
I wanted to shot a willow in front of me,whose long green branch was dancing in with the wind.While I was pressing the shutter,a girl ran into my view.She smized in a beautiful way and apologized politly.She was just like an angle!
I could hear my heatbeat.What an amazing photobombing!l fell in love with a strange girl!However,I was too shy to ask her name.
After that day,I lost myselves in taking photoes.I always walk in the park once I met my angle .
Everytime I see the willow I couldn’t help think the beautiful girl. I just like a die-hard fan who was dying for seeing his idol.
A week later,I meet her again at the same place,she wore a mini dress,and seemed as totty as the first time I met her.
Suddenly,her long black hair was blewed off by a strong wind.Then I realized he was a boy!
I felt my heart was broken.My love story was just like a malapropism which was funny and whimsical.Although it’s common that a boy wanted to dress up like a girl in today’s text social ,I still felt it was just like a swizz.
21号作品
Long ago, in a remote village, a boy named Tom was the main character of our today's story.
Tom was a cute but a little naughty boy. His favorite thing was wandering around and he often found something Interesting. With the time going by, Tom became a pancake people.
One day, when Tom was playing alone at a farm, he suddenly saw a woman appear. The woman seemed a star, with many cameras around her. Having had a careful look, Tom was shocked with her beautiful appearance. Then, the woman's agent asked Tom whether they can take photos against the wonderful scenes. Tom agreed and quickly told his villagers the thing.
Then, all the villagers came. The men were addicted to her look and the women all talked as if she were a totty. But there is no doubt that she attracted all people’s attentions. Tom even wanted to have a photobombing to let her pay attention to him a little. Tom had whimsically thought him as her die-hard fan .Fortunately ,the attractive woman noticed him and had a small talk with him about the village making him excited. Though Tom's answer had plenty of malapropisms, he didn’t care about. His eyes only existed with her smizes.
Did you know Tom? Oh, amazingly, you even didn’t hear the name. Strangely? No. Tom dreamed a sweet dream. He dreamed that he own became a superstar. Many people liked him and many cameras followed his steps. He and her text-social was inexplicit.
But, dream was a swizz. Tom was still a common boy and even because his bad attitude to study, he couldn’t continue going to school which made his days hard.
To Tom, salad days liked a joke.
To everyone of all us, we should view things wisely. Don’t bury ourselves into what we dream.
A dream 22号作品
David, a salad days boy was sitting on his chair, cheering for his favorite team, which called Royal Never Give Up, an esports club from the game “League of Legend”. It was 23 May 2021, the day that RNG win the world champion. He is a die-hard fan of RNG, so is no wonder his circle of friends was photobombing.
After finished celebrating for the victory, David fell asleep quickly. Suddenly, he find that he was leaded by a strange man waring a whimsical mask with a horrifying smize and he couldn’t move out from the man’s guidance or spoke any words. They walked through a muddy path with black roses on the both sides, climbing up to the top of a broken church. Then the strange people turn back, saying with a hoarse voice “It is time to judge your crime, D, anything want to talk in your last hours?” A huge black sword was appearance in his hand also a bone wings in his back. He caught David’s neck just like caught a chicken. David was afraid about the situation and shouting “Are you kidding me? I didn’t do any wrong things. Why you want to kill me?” The man laughed nonchalantly “Noisy bugs, this is the end! “
David closed his eyes hopelessly, and thought “If I have the power like the heroes in LOL, I will definitely defeat this bad guy.” However, there is not any pain for next few seconds, he opened his eyes carefully and saw a angel with a beautiful magnificent armour, using a golden spear stopped the falling sword. “Wow you are really hansom angel ! Thank you for helping me!” David excited said, “Malapropism, little kid, I’m a lady, elegant lady you know?” the angle saying in a soft voice. The demon watched angel angrily and decided to kill David again “Get out my way, you this disgusting totty.” “Wished you can alive in my spear, stupid demon, “the angel also arises her spear seriously, “Back to your hell!” With the bright fire burning and the falling feather in the sky, David was attracted to the fantastic scene, “It’s definitely the best battle I have ever saw, wonderful than any action movies.” He thought. Before long, the battle was end by the bright shining of a big bomb –the demon was defeated by the angel finally.
“Don’t ne swizzed by the that evil thing little kid, you have nothing need to judge, see you.” The angel flew away after finishing the talk.
As a result, David found is just a magic dream next morning. So, as a test social people, “It is necessary to let the people know this fantastic dream” he thought.
True love or False love 23号作品
Nicole is a very intelligent and curious girl who had 18 years old. She goes to school on time every day and repeat with the same learning and life. Until one day ,a handsome boy whose name is Tom was transferred to her class. He is good at playing basketball and always ready to help others .When the girl have trouble in solving the problem, the boy usually lend a hand. He is an excellent and outgoing boy .He looks so different when he smizes. Nicole was fond of the boy gradually. As for them ,they are active and relax during the salad days .It was a time worth collecting the memories. As time went by, they graduated from the school.
Nicole never saw him again until five years later .She was surprised because she found Tom has become a start having a plenty of fans when she studied in the social text .She missed the past days but more regret why she did not pursue him .Later ，she began to imagine her being with him and became more and more whimsical .She try to find some opportunities to meet Tom .Even posing as a staff member worked with tom and even photobombed when Tom was present at the event .Her behavior soon caught the attention of the Tom. Tom felt sorry and angry at her wrong behavior and could not understand why she would do that. Young love has deteriorated ,and Nicole became totty . In order to have chance to join the Tom’ vocal concert ,Nicole had run out of her money to purchase the ticket .Finally ,she even swizzed her parents to get more money. What important is that Nicole had lost her job because she usually not being able to go to work on time. Now, she become a pancake people in order to maintain daily life. What bad luck！Her life is getting worse and worse.
One day , when Nicole was getting along with the street, she saw a group of teens fulling of vitality. They are so similar to her high school days. She felt so shamed because she realized her mistakes and lived up the parents’ pains. She made her mind to change and live in a sunny and healthy way. She regarded Tom as her example and tried to work hard. A few months later, she was no longer a pancake people or a crazy fan. Now, she has become a die-hard fan of Tom, who is actually love the people and want to protect him. She will silently follow Tom’dynamics, being delightful for his success, and feel sad for some inappropriate malapropism from netizens.
The meaning of the idol or model is set an example for us and tell us never not to give up in anytime. Meanwhile, it is significant that love the right person in the right way.
24号作品
25号作品
In this age of instant information, pancake man is largely viewed as a derogatory term. So, what kind of people are called pancake people? I think pancake people will no longer focus on their energy is interested on one area, but instead choose to spread themselves thinly over a large area to cater to the preferences of others. This is like a circle of rice culture now.
With the emergence of many emerging star, and also come their die-hard fans, so a new phenomenon is appeared, which is called follow suit. Nowadays, the fan circle culture is a new text social, and star worship becomes the youth of the salad days. Photobombing of handsome men and beautiful women, young fans are often whimsical and malapropism. When they face their idol, they will say that today's brother's appearance level is also in business, such appearance level is a huge scam? At vocal concert, when the fans see the smize of their idols, they will scream crazily that I am crazy for my brother, please don't send out charm. Perhaps, at this time, totty will not be a derogatory term.
A Man’s Miraculous Life 26号作品
A man called Carl,who was whimsical in his childhood,different from other children.His salad days ,he was addicted to wine,so he often drunk,very totty.Meanwhile,Carl was the die-hard fan of the god of wine,Bacchus.He delayed his study because of drinking,thus he knew a little about everything and had nothing to master,so called these people “pancake people”.In this text social,the different of words which may have same meaning but praise,criticism,or the occasion of application is necessary to consider will change its original meaning.Carl usually make mistakes of malapropism.Therefore,he was ridiculed by his classmates. You might ask where were his parents？They didn't educate him and let him indulge.And he dropped out of high school and ended study time early.
Since he reached adulthood at the age of 18,hid parents didn't give him money any more and let him make money independently.he has low education ,no strong point and lazy to find a job,so he live on state relief,and two-thirds of money he spent on wine to satisfy his addiction.However,he couldn't rely on salvage money for a lifetime.When the deadline was exceeded,he has no ability to eat or wear ,to say nothing of buying wine.He didn't want to distressed about money ,so instead of looking for a proper job ,he chose to swizz .The inexperienced man was arrested and put into prison when he first committed fraud.In the prison without alcohol, every time he became addicted to alcohol, he shifted his attention to books.Eventually,he adapted to the life without wine and began to like reading all kinds of books.His knowledge become richer and richer and he changed completely.
After he got out of prison,he was hard to find a good job but he never give up.He met his current boss who was his high school student,mason.He saw the Carl's changes and give him a opportunity to prove himself.Luckily,Carl seized the chance that was vital to him.
Now,he is a senior manager.He married a beautiful wife three years ago.In this year,they gave birth to a lovely baby and they live happily together.
every time Carl recall his life,he can't help feeling incredible.
we are also surprised to say what a miraculous life！Isn't it？
We can see cultural connections and differences 27号作品
In the continuous development and progress of information technology today, we are more and more easy to see a broader world, enough to know the world, joke, and now we like the ancient emperor sitting at home can understand the outside world. Well, in the interweaving of various cultures, we can also find many different cultures from many different angles, different fields.
Start sharing the first, Photobombing . Photobombing is the deliberate act of putting yourself in the view of a photograph, usually to make a joke about the photographer or subject. The Photobombing phenomenon has been widely reported since 2009 and is well known to have been widely exposed worldwide, largely due to the bandwidth and ease of transmission provided by the Internet, as well as the large number of snapshots provided by smartphone cameras and other handheld devices. Photobombing is common all over the world because there is always a certain similarity between people. Next, the second, Die-hard fan. Stars are a shining group of people, and they have more or less some fans, with the support of fans, they get more wealth and fame, in the show or singing composition, dance performance on the road more and more far, there seems to be a certain circular connection between the star and the fans, because the star exit, get the recognition and support of the fans, they will have more opportunities, after more people see, they will get more fans, so long as there is no big scandal or violation of the law, And they themselves are really have a certain ability, will appear in the public view for many years, until slowly getting older, the type of public like changes, will gradually disappear, out of the public view. Among the legions of fans, some of the fans' love of stars is almost crazy, and their enthusiasm for what they identify as stars is hard to understand for a large proportion of people who don't chase stars or reason to pursue them. This part of the people can be called die-hard fan, no matter what the star activities, they are trying to grab tickets, everything related to their star is of interest to them, everyday life is also full of the shadow of the star, such as the star's posters, signatures, endorsement products and so on. So insert here, will totty have more fans? Can some of net red performances for the benefit of fraud? That's up to you to answer! Die-hard fan is also common in every country, because there will always be stars who are crazy about themselves. Third, smize and text social. Both are also present throughout the world, as they are common forms of communication in human society. Smize is more important than embodying face-to-face interactions between people in the real world, while text social focuses on showing that they do not meet through the Internet, letters, etc. Fourth, Salad Days and Pancake people. Salad Day is naturally a foreign concept, we all know that salad is a very common meal in foreign countries, but in China few people will go deep into and accept, because there are many Chinese cuisine, there are many cooking methods, and the food culture is very different from country to country. As for pancake people, I'd rather look at pancakes, or understand them as pancake men. Pancakes, snacks that exist everywhere in our country, although the internal ingredients will vary, but they are pancakes, there is no denying that. In foreign countries, pancakes may not be found, so foreigners miss out on a delicious and unique food. Insert here, foreigners really miss out on a lot of delicious food. Finally, whimsical and malapropism. When we don't think what someone has decided to do is impossible, we say he's whimsical, a narrower view from our own point of view, but sometimes a correct perception of achievability. Therefore, when you want to implement beyond the conditions allow, you can call it whimsical. What about thought malformations? This is a completely unhealthy thought lesions, which will have a negative impact on themselves and society, and cause harm.
Today, the world open exchanges, we should actively absorb foreign excellent culture, find their own shortcomings, and strive to improve and improve, so that they get longer-term development. To have the right attitude towards cultural differences, can not to get them, but it does not conflict with the correct ideas of the unique culture to retain tolerance. See the world with a more open eye and treat everyone around you.
Growing Leon 28号作品
Diversified society calls for diversified human.There is no denying that it is a good symbol of social development.But,at the same time,some people in order to meet the social needs,they always try to cover a wide range in a hurry rather than focusing on one thing and try to do it to the extreme.We usually call them pancake people.The protagonist of the story we are talking about today，young Leon，is one of them.
In Leon’s salad days,he was extremely struggled with his own study.Instead,variety of whimsical thoughts about the world outside school poured into his mind all the time.“Maybe school is no my stage so that I can’t show myself all.”He said this to himself more than once.Eventually,he dropped out of school.
Looking at this golden age，there were thousands of roads leading to success in front of him.With the full hope of the future,he chose to do E-commerce livestreaming without thinking twice.In this era of online shopping increasing popularity sharply, it was undoubtedly a good way to succeed.But the question was that he didn’t know too much about this filed as well as was poor at interacting with others.Obviously, he didn't do the job well.He decided to change his job. In fact, he continually changed two jobs after that.Similarly, both of them were quitted soon.He was awfully disappointed.
When he calmed down, he reconsidered what he was good at and what he really could do.Thinking about it over and over again,he finally made a decision to do a editor of magazine,for the reason that writing was the part he most interested in when he was a student.Although it wouldn’t make him rich quickly,maybe it’s the only he could stick to and did it well.
What he really did is editing electronic magazines.In such a time of text social，electronic magazines also gained great popularity.But,in this field, he was nonprofessional after all.There were varieties of things he should learn.
One day,his boss,who was truly thinking highly of Leon,he appointed Leon to have an interview with a totty, a famous Swiss model named Deva and then wrote a passage for her.Everything seemed like going well.But something bad happened with the passage.The boss asked him to write two passage.One in Chinese was published in China and the other in English was published in the International EditionWhen he wrote the English version, he accidentally wrote “Deva ,a Swiss model” into “Deva,a Swizz modle.What a malapropism!The boss scolded him for this.
Since then, Leon has continued to improve himself. Now he has become an excellent magazine editor and has gained a lot of die-hard fans.Just last week, he held a fans meeting. He suddenly appeared in the crowd in advance to give a surprise to fans As a result , he was taken a photobombing by his fans.In the photobombing,he smiled at his fans with great happiness.
29号作品
Time is out for Daisy’s die-hard fans,and they were feeling the heat Thursday as they waited in line outside Phoenix Studios in the hopes of getting into one of the final shows.As for them,It’s Daisy’s smize that soften their salad days ,giving them the courage to spend their lonely time.Nevertheless,the Phoenix TV Station suddenly announced that the chat show hosted by Daisy would be stopped broadcasting on and before this Thursday .Even though Daisy’s talk show is undoubtedly
an insurmountable milestone in the history of Phoenix TV programs,the shutdown of the show seems to be related to Daisy’s whimsical way of acting,talking,or behaving.She often uses malapropism to achieve funny effects,which makes someone feels like a swizz to watch her show and considered her as the biggest totty of the hostesses. “Her image is just like a photo bombing .”said one of the interviewees.They hold the view that the Official media must takes on the responsibility of acting as a social text ,passing positive energy to “pancake people”,and teach them the way to inquire into the root of the matter.
For now,at least,the fans are saying this break is definitely not the end .They will grapple for the foreground until the local station gives the way to Daisy’s chat show .
An Elephant of surprise 30号作品
One day , when my sister Anna was immersed herself in a magazine called Social Text , I asked her with my eyes smized in a curious way, “Did you have salad days? Let me hear your story.”
She soon lifted her head from the magazine and my voice almost made her jaw dropped. “Serious？Don’t you think it is too rude to interrupt others suddenly?Why did you ask that?”
“Well……You know I'm a die-hard fan of movies.I just watched a movie which tells a whimsical story of a little girl. You can’t believe! She……”
“OK,OK!Please stop! I am not interested in your movie.”She pushed me away ,flipped the pages and went back to where it should be.
“You are such a pancake person!You always read all kinds of books and magazines but master none!”I annoyed and took away the Social Text from her hands.
“That's enough!”She stood up with an air of impatience. “OK，you win.I'll tell you.”She shut up her eyes for a second as if thought of something.
“Yeah, when I was little, but at that time it was none of your business.”She looked out of the window and called on some interesting memories.
“That was our mum’s birthday.I would like to make a surprise to her. However, something went wrong and the plan backfired.
My plan was to buy her a cake.I would put the cake on the desk.A tripod was set up in front of the desk and my camera was on it .I would dress up as a goat as she came and make a photobombing to scare her.
That night came. I opened the camera and lit up the candles.Everything had prepared .I was hidden inside the curtains and waited for mom to go back from the office.
Mum went home. Watching the flickering candles and the lovely cake, her eyes were moistened. She noticed the camera and grinned.At that moment,I suddenly appeared to make a photobombing and made some frightening sounds.
But!I was somehow totty and my mask dropped off!I swore I became a true ghost and was in a devil of hole!I just picked up my mask and put on it again.
‘Oh hell,it seems like this is a swizz!’Mom’s face turned white but soon turned red again,with her eyes open wide.
‘Wow!I read that every good jokes needs an elephant of surprise.Yeah?’Embarrassed and anxious , I scratched my hand and was at a loss of what to do.
‘No,silly. I think you mean element of surprise.’Mum grasped my body tightly like a vice, ‘Eh……Anyway, you did a good job!’She kissed my rounded cheeks.”
“A malapropism!” I was wild with joy on hearing that story and couldn’t stop to burst into laughter.
It was really an elephant of surprise!
Smized Cats 31号作品
As a reporter, Amber will conduct her first Private interview tomorrow. She feels a little nervous , especially her partner seems to be a difficult person. Now they are going to have a discussion about the interview.
“I am Arthur Williams, your partner. Tomorrow I will be in charge of the main interview, and you will be responsible for recording and writing articles. I don't want to find a malapropism in your article, and……”He sits on a chair with his legs upright, looks up and down Ann,“Don't wear bright clothes tomorrow or you will make photobombing in all photos.”
Amber is dumbfounded all of a sudden,blushed. She looks down at the pink suit she is wearing, and say slightly embarrassed:“Okay ,Mr. Williams.”
“I know that you are a blogger and have many die-hard fans,in the text social,people judge people by their online presence.” What does he say! This sounds like questioning Ann's professionalism. “sir, I have received professional training and will not make low-level mistakes.” Ann say angrily. Arthur Williams seemed to be aware of something wrong and apologizes softly. “Although I have been talking about it just now, we are equal in status.”
It's time for the interview. A rich businessman invited celebrities from all walks of life to hold a party in his mansion, and the reporter wanted to report their success story.The reporters' task is to report their success stories.
Amber and Arthur both wearing light suits.A door, the hostess be warmly welcomed up.“I am Sakura Black. Welcome to the cats family!”Unlike the normal party, there are many cats and ladies in this room.After a brief exchange of pleasantries, they will begin the interview.
“Mrs. Black,Could you share your successful experience?”Ann ask.
“Oh, my sweet girl，You start by asking me a tough question. It's a long story.”As soon as they get close to the heavily made up woman in the revealing dress, they could smell her strong perfume.Arthur frowned and say nothing.
"My salad days,I'm an orphan living next to a garbage dump.Then there came a group of stray cats,just like me. I think they are a gift from god to me. I trained these cats to perform acrobatics on the street. My special skill is to make cats smize. People like it very much. As it became more famous, I started a company that trains people's cats smize. This is the mission of the universe to me, grateful for the universe, grateful for these cute kittens waiting for me" With that, the woman began to whimper.Amber soothes her briefly and she walks away.
“That's whimsical!A woman made $10 million by training cats.”Amber whispers to Arthur.“I see you've noticed something's wrong.It is a swizz.”Arthur say."While you were talking to her, I went to interview a couple of other people, all pancake people.And none of these cats are normal. They can not smize,It looks like they've been drugged."
"They do other business through cats?"
"Absolutely right.This company is full of cats and totty lady. What normal company is like this?"
“Are they using cats as a cover to smuggle women and drugs illegally?”
Amber sees a smile on his face for the first time.
“You're smarter than you look.My guess is they're an Companies that illegally smuggle drugs and women.”
Amber feels like she can't think straight.
“But how did you know all this in such a short time?”
“Actually, I'm an undercover detective. You are in grave danger, and as a people involved in the case, you have an obligation to help me with my investigation.”
Again, Amber freezes.
32号作品
Tom wake up in a daze，looked to his watch. It was ten，thought that today is salad days which in honor for The first person to create a salad---Jake.Without any hesitation,he get out of bed.When he went out to home,he saw pancake people and totty men who both are Jake’s die-hard fan.He think ”What a malapropism sight”.
As a matter of fact,in this text social times,it’s seem that really stupid to celebrate this day,and it waste many precious food and unmanageable rubbish.But Tom can’t prevent this crazy festival.” Excuse me ”,Tom said carefully and crossed the crowd hardly.
After a while,he came up to the salad center,where provide free salad all day.It was seem a bit embarrassed.But Tom didn’t care about these,he only wanted to Fill his stomach without spending a penny.
“Dang,dang,dang……”. The bell struck twelve times, and the speech began:“Ladies and gentlemen,welcome to the carnival of salad annual ……”He turned back,found a clean place and sited down to have a break.Obviously,Tom didn’t care about this speech ,too.He didn't know how long after it was,he only felt a series of Photobombing and Smize.He felt dizzy，not found the meaning of the speech”Whimsical speaker, Whimsical audiences”,He said to himself.
Evening wind was blowing quietly，the stars twinkled in the night sky.Walking home with a lazy pace,Tom laid down in bed without taking off his shoes and murmured：“I wish there would be a free salad for it tomorrow, too’’.What a Swizz idea!
Double Faced 33号作品
Susan is a totty high school student who has a secret hibit she tries to practice smize in the mirror when she is alone and like malapropism .Salad days ,she dreamed that she could become an influential person.Every day when she was free ,her favorite thing to do was to envision her future in an unrestrained way.She whimsical she would be the one who led the entertainment circle and the mast photobomobimg on the screen .But in real life she is a pancake people socializing via text messages .She used to delude herself with her fantasies when she was down and even though she knew it wasn’t right and she didn’t care because it was her spirit ,it just kept getting her in deeper and deeper.
The Old Story 34号作品
“Just tell me dad, please. I really wanna know the story of you and mom, it must be a fairytale romance.”
“It's a long story. If you really wanna know, I will tell you exactly. The F J Restaurant, that’s where I first met her. It was Friday afternoon in early spring-the end of a long week and the beginning of a promising weekend, many people choose this time to come to the restaurant and enjoy a nice dinner. The hall was crowded and noisy, everything had become hectic. It was rush hour all the evening. I'd been waiting for twenty minutes and I was getting impatient. At that moment your mom came toward me and made a smize on her regrettable face which wore a mask. Your mother was a waiter in that restaurant at that time. As a gesture of her regret, she given me two tickets for a small theatre workshop tomorrow. I was puzzled and left after dinner, but I was also intrigued to that. My friend and I arrived at the theatre the next day, when we took pictures at the gate of the theater with so many posts, your mom made a photobombing behind us. Never had she imagined that we would come. That night, she performs her rock monologue, it talked about that she didn’t want waste her salad days and her desire to become a successful musical theater composer. That was a funny night, her show had many malapropisms, from the hall came bursts of merry laughter. We have kept in touch since then by text social, sometimes we made an appointment to enjoy a musical theatre. She also showed me a lot of her manuscripts. Gradually I became a die-hard fan of the musical theatre and your mom. She told me many people think she was just whimsical, these years she had faced so many rejections. I said to her“ You must keep writing, hoping that something will succeed. Reality, though, is such a bummer. What a Swizz! Your works were excellent, they have advanced thoughts, different personalities, abundant feelings. May be the editors and reviewers were all pancake people, they did not delve deeply into subjects but skim the surface of a topic gathering just enough to know what they were seeing or reading but retaining little of it later on. I won’t let you fight alone, keep going, you’ve got this!”
“What happened then, dad? “My little girl asked.
“Like your mom, she was a totty but wearing mask, her work was also had hidden potentials. The ones that win are the ones that keeps trying. Just like your mom. Go to sleep honey, it's late. Good night.”
35号作品
I just checked her circle of friends, and it means she said she was teddy . Then I'm going to open a dialog to ask her how she's doing. When I turned up and saw how she was doing, l saw her face and suddenly felt like I was back in the salad days when we were young. In this text society, texting instead of meeting is the best option. I remember being a die–hard fan of hers, and when she smized, I felt as if it was spring. We used to talk about being scientists, being great people, but now I look at myself, and her, and we've all become pancakepeople. Know a little of everything, but know nothing thoroughly. We have all become ordinary people，daily Internet users, language appears to be deficient, and even appear text malapropism. Perhaps what steals the spotlight is not the network, but the impetuous society.I finally retracted the message, quit the chat box.
Beauty and Psychosis 36号作品
There is a really beautiful woman. Shi is also a famous writer in the world. Many people like her articles and are crazy about her face. Who will refuse to like a woman that is pretty and talented? Some die-hard fans even stake out her apartment to take photo with her. There is a real scrum when she comes out. She is happy to have her photos taken with everyone and doesn’t mind photobomb. But if you look closely, you will see that she is always smizing. It is not a genuine smile. It’s fake but pretty which can touch her fans’ heart.
It’s really strange, right? Your fans support you, but you don’t like them at all. One day at a text social party which is held for the most famous writers in the world, she wears a Haute Couture from Dior, and a gorgeous necklace from Chanel. All eyes are fixed on her. She is like a totty in the bar. When someone asks her questions about her works, she is like a pancake people that she doesn’t face the problem directly but say something which is related to it. She answers the question, but she doesn’t seem to answer it. During the party, another of her works is made public, all of the fans and writers in the party begin to appreciate it.
All of a sudden, someone cry out in alarm, “what the hell she has written?” The language of the whole article is so strange that it seems like written by a psychosis. There are many malapropisms that no one can understand what the article is trying to express. She panicked and fled the party and ran home in a rush to fid that he is tearing up the books everywhere. Who is he? He is the real writer. All of the articles are written by him. He is a psychosis, but when he is sober, he is a really whimsical and talented writer. That’s why there are so many people like the articles. This time when he creates with a psychotic episode.
In the end, the writer’s career is coming to an end in her salad days.
Friendship forever 37号作品
When liana was a little girl, she admired someone else's friendship. She also wanted to get some true friends so she became more out-going than before.
When liana was 15 years old, she met a boy and a girl. The girl is named Alice and the boy named Carl.They were classmates,and they were shined in each other’s eyes on the first day of school.So they became good friends soon.
Liana is a die-hard fan of Jason Zhang.She liked to share songs of Jason Z with them.She also liked to take photos with Alice,but whenever they took pictures,Carl always liked photobombing,and they always smized.In this salad days,they didn’t have any bad mind,they didn’t have any text social,they also weren’t any totties.They just had pure friendship and they just loved each other without asking for anything in return.They painted their future whimsically on each other.Liana said she will be pancake people and she liked the feeling of knowing everything.They looked at each other with their eyes of appreciation and love,and regarded each other as their treasures.They never laughed at each other’s mistakes,or even malapropism.They believed each other very much.
One day, Liana found Alice swizzed her. Alice didn't like her at all, she just wanted to use her to get close to Carl. Liana was very sad because she sincerely treated Alice as her best friend. Carl looked overwhelmed because he thought he made it bad.The friendship between three teens came to an abrupt end.
"Ring bells."Liana sat up from the bed. She scratched her head and said, "I just had a dream, but I can't remember the content. I just remember as if I dreamt of Alice and Carl, and when I got to school I had to tell them."
A Wizard’s Adventure 38号作品
I am a dark wizard, because I was a die-hard fan of lord Voldemort. In this Internet world, social media plays a big part, the same for me. I love text social. And because I’m a know-it-all, a pancake people, all kinds of people come to me for advice. Today, a totty girl called Rhea wearing a red hat knocked at my door. To my surprise, she came with a wolf. ‘Help me! He is the Marine Prince and he was cursed by a bad mermaid witch!’
‘Prince? A muggle? ‘
‘Mango? He’s certainly not a mango! He ‘s a wolf now! Oh that’s terrible!’
I put away the malapropism, then asked, ‘Well, have found the solution yet?’
‘Yes! Only coffee could save him!’
All right, this task doesn’t seem to require much magic. I examined her eyes and decided that she wasn’t swizzing. ‘Well, I accept.’
In her thanks and occasional whine of the wolf Prince, I made a cup of black coffee. Rhea took the cup for the Prince , then we waited for the miracle. He gradually became human again, but I was surprised to discover that the Prince was my charms professor!
‘Professor Liu ?’ I asked in a low voice.
‘Yes, and let me see your Mid-term examination paper! Aha! It’s here！‘
He smized happily, photobombing in my eyes.
I’m glad it was just a whimsical dream. But what happened? I still hadn’t graduated from Hogwarts…
The end.
An attempted invitation 39号作品
Today,we were at a grand ball.
The light poured down from the cellings just like
shiny diamonds.As fantastic music surrounding the
crowd,all of ladies and gentlemen were dancing in
the dance floor with various luxurious clothes.
If you observed carefully,you will find a lonely soul
The elegant woman was pretty beautiful with a blonde
hair and her skin was white like snow.what made her
a star at the ball were her eyes,which can smize on you
She almost refused any invitation this night.At this moment,
a man was beting with friends.
When a photographer wanted to take a photo for this
beautiful lady,the man photobombed.He slide in front of
the graceful woman.Exactly,he had bet with friends that
he can invite the woman to dance.
"Hi,totty"The reason accounting for his confidence is
that he was very goodlooking.He had attracted many
girls in those salad days.But this time.may be he was
wrong.
He catched sight of her necklace.So he started"
The necklace is so nice that it goes well with you.From
the first time I saw it.I have become a die-hard fan of
it.Can you..."
"Oh!really?"The little girl interrupted him for sake
of excitment.In fact,the girl was a jewellery desigher
.She was forced to attend the party by her boss.
When the guy began this talk,from her perspective,
she thought there comes a man who know jewellery
very much and it inspired her interests."Do you know..."
"Do you know..."a series of questions come out from
the girl's mouth.
To the man's surprise,he was just a pancake people
He know a little about anything to cater for girls.But now
he was awkward.She noticed that as soon as the communication
went deeper,the man always changed the subjects,which made
her unhappy and bored.After a few minutes,she lost the interest
and turned around.In the end,the man went away sadly.
"He is really a whimsical person"The cute girl sanked
into her own world again.But she did not know,in this city,
a sad man was crying at some sites.
Before you try to invite someone,make sure that you are a
true gentleman.
The love story of Xiao Hai and Xiao Shui 40号作品
Today is Xiao Shui's birthday, from today on, Xiao Shui will become an adult. She was looking at a photograph of a man photobombing. That man is Xiao Hai, Xiao Shui's neighbor. He is very kind to Xiao Shui. He teaches her to write her homework and plays the guitar for Xiao Shui. He plays the guitar very well and can play many other instruments, but he says modestly that he is a pancake people. Xiao Shui is a die-hard fan of him in her salad days. Xiao Shui likes his smize so much that she wants to send a text social to invite Xiao Hai to her birthday party. Her was so excited that her make a malapropism but Xiao Hai accepted the invitation. She think she’s a totty, she has a whimsical idea: she wants to confess to Xiao Hai. Soon the party began and Xiao Hai came to Xiao Shui's home. Xiao Hai and her parent came to Xiao Shui, Xiao Hai said to give Xiao Shui a surprise. Xiao Shui was very excited, and then Xiao Shui's mother told her that Xiao Hai was her lost brother! Xiao Shui couldn't believe it and thought they were swizzing her. But after seeing the report, Xiao Shui helplessly accepted the fact. In the end their family lived happily together. Xiao Shui still sweetly called him brother Hai.
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